so:

this refuge retreat thingy is amazing.  Really opening my eyes to some new realities.  Like this one:

I don’t really like any of my readers.  Yeah, that’s right, I said it and I’m not backing down.  I don’t really like you.  I’m pretty much tired of your whiny attitudes and inane feedback.  (Did you have to look that word up?)

At first I thought it might be my hemorrhoids acting up again.  It happens more often than I would usually have the courage to admit.  But then I realized this is emotional, not sphincteral.

After spending some real face to face time with some of the more awesomer people in the galaxy, I’ve pretty much decided that …

INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS ARENT REAL.

I’ve found my true friends here in south Georgia.  And El Paso.  And everywhere that my whole self can go.  No more webkin friendies.  So, this is me, signing off.  Gonna spend some quality time with my new (true) friends, some sweet tea, and a tube of preparation H.

Later, haters.  JenniC.  Out.

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Update: Now that you’ve all read this and cussed me out thru the screen… know this was a social media prank from the jerkfriend sweet, Drew Thompson. You see… I helped some friends open up a twitter account for him and started tweeting for him unbeknownst to him. And though, I wasn’t the only OR dominating prankster… I’m the one staying at Drew & Mandy’s house right now… so while Mandy and I were gone for the evening… Drew had his fun.

I believe internet relationships CAN BE real… and some of my closest friends were ones I met via social media. In fact, Mandy & Drew are good friends I originally got to know through the internets. I love the feedback and comments you guys give me here and am humbled that you spend time here at all.

And I do love my real, true friends… a good glass of sweet tea… and Preparation H when needed.

That is all. On with my night.